In Spain, Bourdais drives over back of Buemi both retire, Button’s fourth win,another Brawn 1-2, but Webber and Vettel next best, Diffusergate and LewisLiargate behind us replaced by budget capping bitch slapping, Ferrari grumblingabout going elsewhere, lots of new bits on cars, tears over two tier F1,motorhomes are bac.
Monaco is glam as ever – no cost cutting here, Buttonmakes it five out of six. Kimi smiles in press conference shock, Campos and USF1 confirm 2010 entries, Vettel crashes out, Bourdais takes first point for eighth,
Turkey sees Jenson win again, Mark and Seb go second and third, rumours of FOTA teams boycotting race arefalse, drivers back FOTA, Toyota fits KERS… to its paddock bicycles, McLarensave 20,000 sheets of paper by only distributing its releases electronically –journos tell wives to start buying toilet paper, Turn 8 puts drivers under same Gforceas astronauts and plenty of outer space in grandstands as no spectators,Scalextric to enter F1 in 2010, Will Donington building site turn into race track andsign death warrant for Silverstone?
Seb and Mark do the one-two at home, Austrian anthem finally played on podium,Jammy Lewis does donut on track, Silverstone concert uses Eddie Jordan on drums to quickly clear crowds,Rumours of Bulgarian GP.
Bernie boobs over famous German dictator, Mark wins at last,Seb second, Bye bye Bourdais, Next FIA Pres? Vatanen and Todt the long andthe short of it, Backstreet Motors announce plans to enter F1 in 2010, Webbersigns up for more Red Bull fizz in 2010.
Hamilton takes first win of the year inBudapest so KERS is Kool, Bernie says no more Silverstone then yes moreSilverstone, Confused?, Alguersuari dubbed “most dangerous man in F1” as babydriver joins Toro Rosso, poor poor Massa, wheel falls off Alonso’s Renault butmuch worse to come, BMW pull out to go Green, yeah right, Prestige Taxisannounce plans to enter F1 in 2010, F1 has first ever summer holiday – kids nowknow Daddy’s name.
Still plenty of beach time in sticky Valencia, Renault allowedto race, ticket sales rise, Massa to be replaced by Alonso, Bourdais, Montoya,Davidson, Gene, Bortolotti, Villeneuve, Andretti, Coulthard, but no it’s Badoer, asSchumacher is pain in the neck, Grosjean replaces Piquet who is VERY VERYPISSED OFF, Barrichello wins race in his 17th F1 season, Vettel gets short ofengines, Force India show signs of improvement, Vettel inks another Bull contractfor 2011, De Lorean cars to enter F1 in 2010.
Sunshine at Spa, Kimi wins but still too poor to get a haircut, Fisico second frompole for Force India so world stops spinning, Second Ferrari driven by Luca Von Badtoworse,KERS now trés chic and de rigeur.
Fisico gets Ferrari call up for Monza, Montezemolo on home turf withshirt collar bigger than Monza rear wing, Vettel gets to watch the action for achange during P1 as he does so few laps, Former Red Bull boy Liuzzi in at ForceIndia, Barrichello takes win number 2 at age equal to two Toro Rosso driverscombined, Crashgate means bye bye Flav and Pat, Hello Team Lotus.
Reliant Robin Racing to enter F1 so 28 cars on 2010 grid...........
