..and the moon is made of green cheese. Rob Smedley to be nominated for an Oscar after an accomplished performance on TV explaining his radio discussion with Felipe... .

Racecar customer - Felipe Massa gifted Alonso the German GP - or thats what it seemed like watching the TV feed.

You have to feel sorry for Rob for having to relay the instruction - and for Felipe for having to toe the company line.

Of course all the above is made up - "Fernando is faster than you - do you understand" - meant "Felipe is faster than you and will probably overtake you..." - when Felipe momentarily slowed it's because a tiny piece of bullshit got ingested into the engine - causing a momentary loss of power....the bullshit came from a flying cow - invisible to the naked eye - which was flying over the Hockenheim circuit at the time

"Provisional" results below.

1 - Alonso2 - Massa3 - Vettel4 - Hamilton5 - Button6 - Webber7 - Kubica8 - Rosberg9 - Schumacher10 - Petrov11 - Koboyashi12 - Barrichello13 - Hulkenburg14 - De la Rosa15 - Alguesuari16 - Liuzzi17 - Sutil18 - Glock19 - Senna

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